Scene: A Chinese resturaunt.
Me: Man, I'm really hungry. I can't wait to get some Hunan beef and egg rolls in my stomach. You ever eaten at a place like this dude?
Person B: AW HELL NAW MAN I AIN'T NEVER SEEN DIS PLACE LIKE DIS PLACE.
Me: Really? Well you're in for a good meal...
Person B: MAN WUT KINDA STUFF DEY GOTS HERE YO?
Me: Well, um, like I said they have some beef over there, some chicken over there, friend ri...
Person B: AWW HELLS NAW I GOTS TA BE TRIPPIN I AIN'T EVER SEEN NO SHICKEN LIKE DAT BEFO. HEY DOO, YOU SEE DAT LAKER GAME LAS NIGHT??? MAN THIS RICE BETTA BE AS GOOD AS YOU SAY IT IS, SHOO.
Me: Wha.. Laker game?... No I didn't have the chance to catch...
Person B: OOOOOooooooOOOOOOO!!! DEY GOTA ALL SORTSA SHICKEN ALL UP IN DIS. HEY YO DOO, WHY DEY BE EATEN ALL WIF THOSE STICKS AND STUFF MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO GIT BACK TO THE CRIB AND LAY WIT A WUHMAN AGAIN MAN CUZ YOU KNOW I'M A MAN AND GOTTA HOLD SOMETHIN NEXT TO ME AT NIGHT... HEY DOO, WHERE YOU BE SITTIN AT?
Me: Jesus... what, what did you say....
Person B: AWW NUTHIN MAN I JUS TRIPPIN *TISSSS TISSS TISSSS*
Monday, February 23, 2009
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