I Am Abused

The other night I decided to host a small gathering of friends for the purpose of playing poker, drinking beer, and possibly a little slap-ass. That's it. I really just wanted to play some cards, lose some money, and then go to bed.

However, one of the friends in attendance decided to open his mouth and ask when the last time I posted on this blog. The fact is, I really didn't know. Well, I did know that it had been awhile... but I didn't know it was almost a full year. But that's not the problem. The problem is that my fiance was in the room to hear it.

She is probably the biggest supporter I have when it comes to my writing, and I have begun to believe that she may actually enjoy reading it. With the exception of my recent attempt to get back into writing by starting a short story saved somewhere in My Documents on the hard drive of our computer, I haven't really had the desire to write anything. However, she has continued her persuasive comments and idle threats with the goal of getting me back into writing ANYTHING.

But this has just gone to a new level. You see, I am currently typing this blog entry on a laptop that she stole from her employer while she sits next to me on the couch after spending a long day at home and not going in to work. Could that be considered theft as well? What a delinquent.

Anyway, I also just recently had knee surgery, and in my obvisouly weakened state and admist the necessary updates on all vital signs just to make sure I am still breathing, the con artist sitting next to me has the gall to pull out my life-support monitoring system and demand that I begin writing again. This is an all-time new low for her; even lower than when she forced me to buy her a very expensive ring, eat cat food, and book a horribly expensive hall and NO CHURCH for our wedding. Can I not uphold my right of keeping the Holy Spirit in my household? I'm engaged to a druid.

Regardless, I will admit that I miss updating this blog on with any sort of regularity, so I will promise to do so more often.