As I am sure that anyone who has a resume on one of the mainstream internet job-search sites knows, there are those job recruiters who randomly select resumes to firebomb with spam on occasion. Usually the recruiters have a decent vocabulary, have a sense of what it means to sell their client, and almost always keep in mind that the person they are trying to recruit can actually READ.
However, there is the rare occasion that an up-and-coming company will send out a mass email to many different resumes, and have no idea how to write a simple sentence. I recieved such an email earlier today, and thought that i would share it with all of you.
*Note: The name of the company has been omitted to help protect whatever dignity their founders have left.
Good morning.
We have read your CV\resume on MONSTER.COM, your are suitable for work in our company. So this dutes and conditions of your work:Duties: financial operations with the companys wholesale lots. You will have to collect the money that the client transfers onto your bank account (the bank is chosen according to the clients regulations), cash them and transfer to us.
Conditions: Monthly salary $3000, after a 1-month probation period you will be given a 15% salary rise and will receive your paychecks bi-weekly. Possibility of career growth. If you are interested in this job and you really want to work with us, send us confirmation that you are ready to work in our company , then we will send you contract, you should sign it and we will begin to co-operate. For more info visit our web-site. Send your resume on our e-mail. Thank you. With best regards, administration.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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