Just a Catch-Up

For the past few days, I have basically been living with a sneak preview my own personal hell-task that undoubtedly awaits in my afterlife (thank you premarital sex and masturbation). If you have ever had an involuntary muscle twitch around your eyeball, then you know exactly what I am dealing with. Now, just mulitiply what you have experienced by about 400 and you will have a better idea, seeing as though I have been dealing with CONSTANT twitching for about 8 days now. The little pink bottle of inflammatory eye drops that my eye doc has prescribed to me is basically nothing more than his housecat's semen, which is evident from my recent cravings for Meow Mix and the fact that it isn't doing a fucking thing for the spasms.

In other more interesting news, I have been undertaking two seperate projects to pass my time. I have decided to find another job around town and am still waiting to hear back from another Rehabilitation clinic in Orland park for their Office Coordinator position. Not only will this be my first salaried position (should I get the offer), but it will also be my first excuse to recieve something for Administrative Professionals Day, albeit belated.

Secondly, I have come up with the idea to host my own personal website that will feature nothing but an original storyline featured in a serial-novel context. Due to the overwhleming support of my past writings, I have decided to undertake this task to see if I can actually use some imagination and maintain a fictional story for a long duration. Hell, if nothing else I get to pass some time and cure some boredom. So, when I eventually save up enough money to get the whole website thingy hosted I will slap some HTML and original text on the page and let everyone know when the first installment is completed.